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Anonymous asked:

Whose your favourite Monk and why?

ask-jackspicer-boygenius:

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"Not anymore at least…After the guy broke my nose one day during a showdown and blood was gushing everywhere, he freaked out.  Now all his punches to me are more hesitant and not as hard, like the guy knows if he hits me too hard, he could break me (which is kinda true).  I don’t think he wants to become a murderer by accidentally bashing in my head….Ewwww…imagining a smashed in head is kinda gross…So now he doesn’t really break anything when he beats me up.  That doesn’t mean I’m not left with a severe amount of bruises, I’m usually covered in them, but still, its a step up from what it used to be…unlike certain monks who seem to keep gunning for a punch to break one of my ribs…" *cough* "Rai." *cough*

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fearforwhatweknow:

kaijuartist:

Sonic Tablet Pen

The Engineer

"REALLY?"

oh my fucking god

Sonic Headphones

The 9-1-1 Operator

" I haven’t started yet! " 

Iphone

The Assistant

"I know. I’m about to lose my shit."

Sonic iPad.
The Teacher.
"The garage is full."

Cell phone
The Engineer
"Okay! I’ll be outside!"

Sonic toilet paper

The Librarian

"Sorry you had to suffer the dongs"

Sonic CD

The Nurse

"I’m baaaaaack"

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